Joe Santoro: Expect Hawaii Bowl to turn into a ‘pistol party’
December 11, 2009
Expect the Hawaii Bowl on Christmas Eve to be a Wolf Pack pistol party, something along the lines of Nevada 52, SMU 35. The Pack offensive line, which averages about 6-foot-5, 300 pounds, will manhandle a small SMU defense, which uses just three defensive linemen and four small (about 6-1, 218 pounds) linebackers. SMU will have all the intangibles. It’s their first bowl game in 25 years, head coach June Jones is returning to Hawaii and they’re coming off a 1-11 season in 2008. But the Pack has the biggest intangible. Anger. They are tired of losing spotlight games. See the last three bowl games, the last 10 Boise State games, the Nebraska game in 2007, Texas Tech in 2008, Missouri in 2008, 2009, Arizona State in 2006, Georgia Southern in 1990 (it still hurts). The Hawaii Bowl cannot be one continuous beach party, filled with fancy dinners, candlelight cruises and Hawaiian shirts for the Pack. This needs to be a serious business trip and the Pack desperately needs to take care of its business for once and set the tone for 2010.
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The Wolf Pack has a lot to play for in Hawaii. No current player on the roster has ever played in a winning bowl game. There is also the little matter of a three-game losing streak in bowls. That has to stop before the Pack turns into the Buffalo Bills of the 1990s. And, oh yeah, the guy on that other sideline on Christmas Eve wearing the ugly Hawaiian shirt will be none other than Jones, the ex-Hawaii head coach. Jones is 4-0 against the Pack in Honolulu and he would like nothing more than for his outdated run-and-shoot offense to upstage Chris Ault’s new-fangled pistol for the entire nation to see.
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Barry Bonds’ agent, Jeff Borris, says it is likely that his client is now officially retired. Shortly after that statement, Borris told us that the BCS system is a joke, every coach in America other than Urban Meyer and Bob Stoops is interested in the Notre Dame job and that Joe Paterno was shocked to hear that a youngster like Bobby Bowden was ready to retire. Thanks, Jeff, for the update on Bonds. Now go find a few clients who don’t believe the strange little voices in their heads are out to get them.
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– Joe Santoro writes a weekly sports column for the Sierra Nevada Media Group.
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