Joe Santoro: Philly fan deserved the Taser
May 7, 2010
Major league baseball players, according to numerous stories in the national media, apparently had no problem seeing a Philadelphia Phillies fan get shot with a Taser this week after running onto the field. If Donovan McNabb could run like that 17-year-old kid he’d still be a Philadelphia Eagle. The players have a point. It might be time to arm stadium security personnel all over the country with the electroshock weapons. Do you want to pay $25 for a ticket, $7 for a beer, $5 for a hot dog and $20 to park just to watch some goof run onto the field? A little neuromuscular incapacitation is needed on occasion to restore order and send a message to all the other clowns in the stadium. It’s too bad Dodger Stadium security didn’t have Tasers back in 1976 to deal with those idiots who tried to burn the American flag.
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It was heartwarming to see the reaction from Detroit Tigers fans and fans all over the country after legendary Tigers broadcaster Ernie Harwell passed away this week from cancer at age 92. Harwell was truly loved by baseball fans everywhere. Which broadcasters working today have had an impact like that? Not many. Vin Scully is at the top of that short list. Maybe Bob Uecker of Milwaukee and Ron Santo of Chicago. There are a few others, like the Cardinals’ Mike Shannon and the Royals’ Denny Matthews, who have had a lasting impact on their fans. But none of them compares to Harwell and Scully. The days of baseball announcers having that sort of lasting impact are disappearing.
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Tim Tebow’s No. 15 Denver Broncos jersey is the hottest selling jersey in the NFL. Amazing. The guy could be the next Ryan Leaf and fans can’t live without owning his jersey. Amazing. What is wrong with this country’s football fans? Of course, you must understand, that this is coming from a guy who still has a No. 8 Cade McNown Chicago Bears jersey hanging in his closet.
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The NBA fined Boston Celtics general manager Danny Ainge $25,000 for tossing a towel in an effort to distract the Cleveland Cavaliers’ J.J. Hickson who was shooting a free throw. A $25,000 fine for simply tossing a towel? Hey, that’s why it costs $1,000 to sit courtside at a NBA game, folks. If the NBA would equip all players with a Taser, Ainge’s little towel-tossing incident never would have happened. Hickson could have simply zapped him. End of distraction.
and#8212; Joe Santoro writes a weekly sports column for the Sierra Nevada Media Group.